ÐHwww.dakotavoice.com/2007/05/more-laughs-from-12-hour-news-hour.htmlC:/Documents and Settings/Bob Ellis/My Documents/Websites/Dakota Voice Blog 20081230/www.dakotavoice.com/2007/05/more-laughs-from-12-hour-news-hour.htmldelayedwww.dakotavoice.com/\sck.rpgx\IÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÈàßV HROKtext/htmlUTF-8gzipÀ¹àHRÿÿÿÿJ}/yWed, 31 Dec 2008 22:49:25 GMT"a5db0704-bddd-435c-94b8-20d6f86f7df6"tMozilla/4.5 (compatible; HTTrack 3.0x; Windows 98)en, en, *\Iÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ‹mHR Dakota Voice: More Laughs from the 1/2 Hour News Hour

Featured Article

The Gods of Liberalism Revisited

 

The lie hasn't changed, and we still fall for it as easily as ever.  But how can we escape the snare?

 

READ ABOUT IT...

Monday, May 21, 2007

More Laughs from the 1/2 Hour News Hour

I finally got around to watching last night's 1/2 Hour News Hour from Fox News channel.

I think my favorite segment was the "Road to Surrender Commemorative Plates" commercial featuring one of my favorite columnists, Dennis Prager. Some good lines from this hilarious (because of the truth in it) spoof:

"The day America calls it quits in Iraq will be a day we'll always want to remember. And now you can, thanks to the Road to Surrender commemorative plate series.

The Road to Surrender series is a magnificent collection of beautifully illustrated, signed and numbered hand-fired plates, elegantly commemorating each step on America's road to humiliating defeat in Iraq."

Some of the plates you'll receive:

November 17, 2005 Congressman John Murtha says "We should fight insurgents in Iraq using U.S. troops redeployed to Okinawa.

You'll also get September 5, 2006 Rosie O'Donnell makes her debut on The View. Rosie wants U.S. forces out of Iraq so they can go after our real enemy: America's church-goers.

You also get December 6, 2006. The Iraq Study Group's report which includes suggestions like 'See if Iran and Syria want to help.'

Just look at the detail in these plates. You can almost see the appeasement in their eyes.

Plus April 3, 2007, Nancy Pelosi travels to Syria and learns that their dictator, the man who ordered the assasination of Lebanon's prime minister, is really a man of peace.

And what surrender-series would be complete without April 19, 2007: the day Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced to the world that the war in Iraq was lost. What a proud day that was for America!

The Road to Surrender is a lasting tribute to American lack of resolve that will beautify your home for generations...presuming we're still here. "


The report on O.J. Simpson was pretty good, too:

"O.J. Simpson has decided not to sue the owner of a Kentucky restaurant who refused to serve him last week. However, he hasn't ruled out murdering the guy."


0 comments:

 
Clicky Web Analytics