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The Alternative Energy US Navy

The Alternative Energy US Navy

From The Patriot Post (www.PatriotPost.US)

Roger Williams: The Donkey Whisperer

Roger Williams: The Donkey Whisperer

Here’s a great ad that comes to our attention thanks to Dr. Theo by way of The Hayride. Roger Williams is running for the U.S. House of Representatives from Texas, and he has a fine sense of humor. Can a “donkey whisperer” get through to the unruly and errant donkeys on Capitol Hill? Someone needs too…that, or put them out to pasture.

Chuck Woolery Launches Occupy-Inspired Event for Jan. 1

Chuck Woolery Launches Occupy-Inspired Event for Jan. 1

Chuck Woolery has been watching the Occupy Wall Street movement and he wants to help. Woolerly will be hosting a massive, nation-wide Un-Occupy Rally at every state capital across American on January 1, 2012. I think all Americans–100% of us–should get behind this effort and participate with the greatest enthusiasm we can humanly muster. I plan to lead by example and make a commitment this day to participate.

John F. Kennedy Thanksgiving Proclamation

John F. Kennedy Thanksgiving Proclamation

This Thanksgiving proclamation was issued by President John F. Kennedy on October 27, 1961: “It is a good thing to give thanks unto the Lord.” More than three centuries ago, the Pilgrims, after a year of hardship and peril, humbly and reverently set aside a special day upon which to give thanks to God for their preservation and for the good harvest from the virgin soil upon which they had labored…

Herman Cain Raising Millions, Out in Front in FL Poll

Herman Cain Raising Millions, Out in Front in FL Poll

As Newsmax reports, Rasmussen’s latest polling finds Herman Cain ahead of Mitt “RomneyCare” Romney 30%-24%. That’s very good, especially considering Romney is still getting a free pass from the “mainstream” media while the bloodhounds have been out for Cain going on two weeks now. Are people really stopping listening to the “mainstream” media and allowing liberals to pick the Republican candidate?

The Problem With American Culture

The Problem With American Culture

Need I say more? From The Patriot Post (www.PatriotPost.US)

Mapping the Marxist Flareups

Mapping the Marxist Flareups

The MacIver Institute has set up a national map of occupationist violence and hate which shows where the envy and covetousness of these Marxists has boiled over into full-blown nastiness. As you might expect, many of them are in large cities and enclaves of liberal disconnect. But there are others in the heartland where people ostensibly should know better.

Here’s to You Mr. Jefferson

Here's to You Mr. Jefferson

This is a melody you’ll probably recognize, though updated from the old Simon and Garfunkel’s “Mrs. Robinson” to “Mr. Jefferson.” In a world gone mad with covetousness, self-absorption, narcissism, dependency and irresponsibility, we freedom-loving Americans certainly miss the leadership of those who best understood the preciousness of our liberties. So here’s to you, Mr. Jefferson (and Mr. Madison, and all the rest).

Soros and Obama on the 2012 Election

Soros and Obama on the 2012 Election

Another great video from Minnesota Majority, this time with the dark lord Darth Obama paying a visit to Emperor Soros regarding a young Jedi named Herman Cain. The force is strong in him.

One, Two, Three, What Are We Protesting For?

One, Two, Three, What Are We Protesting For?

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we protesting for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t have a clue
Come on down and join the zoo
And it’s five, six, seven
The rich folks are who we hate
Redistribute their wealth to you and I
Whoopee! Capitalism is gonna die!

The 99% and the 1%

The 99% and the 1%

The 99% and the 1%: think about it.

Mitt Romney Comes Clean on Global Warming

Mitt Romney Comes Clean on Global Warming

Try to imagine, if you will, a liberal presidential candidate trying to pass himself off as a Republican. Now imagine this “Republican” on truth serum on a television talk show, being asked about his record. If this “Republican” was asked about his belief in anthropogenic global warming and support for environmentalist regulation, this is what it might look like…

Mitt Romney Tells All on Support for Homosexual Agenda

Mitt Romney Tells All on Support for Homosexual Agenda

Try to imagine, if you will, a liberal presidential candidate trying to pass himself off as a Republican. Now imagine this “Republican” on truth serum on a television talk show, being asked about his record. If this “Republican” was asked about his support for the homosexual agenda in his home state, this is what it might look like…

Imagine: Mitt Romney on Truth Serum

Imagine: Mitt Romney on Truth Serum

Try to imagine, if you will, a liberal presidential candidate trying to pass himself off as a Republican. Now imagine this “Republican” on truth serum on a television talk show, being asked about his record. If this “Republican” was asked about his support for government health care schemes, this is what it might look like…

Occupied in Zombieland

Occupied in Zombieland

This is just too good! Such a masterful blend of actual footage of the Marxist drones in the “occupationist” movement, combined with Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video footage. Get ready for that foul stench, and funk of 40,000 years!

Come to the USA

Come to the USA

This video from Ray Stevens would be hilarious for it’s humorous truth…if it weren’t for the fact that lawbreaking and violation a nation’s sovereign borders are no laughing matter.

Lutheran Terrorism

Lutheran Terrorism

I hope this isn’t too uncomfortable for my Lutheran friends, but don’t you think the time really has come that we speak aloud and talk about that problem that has been facing the world for so long: Lutheran terrorism. Fortunately for the truth, Michael Coren knows no fear and will not be stopped by political correctness from exposing the henious acts against the innocent around the world committed by Lutheran fundamentalists. Can the rest of us be brave enough to face the truth?

Behind Barack Obama’s ‘Blue’ Eyes

Behind Barack Obama's  'Blue' Eyes

Set to soundtrack of The Who’s classic original hit, this video offers some metaphorical musings about Barack Obama’s liberal narcissism. While our nation crumbles as a result of his failed policies, Obama looks to blame everyone but himself. His continued lack of empathy, exploitation of others, inflated sense of self-importance, and failure to accept responsibility are all classic signs of narcissism.

Dinner with Barack, Now With Discount Pricing

Dinner with Barack, Now With Discount Pricing

With the price of having dinner with President Obama getting down to a bargain-basement price of $3, the price might be about right for me to contribute to his re-election campaign in order to gain access to give him a piece of my mind. I could still sleep at night if I only gave $3 to this Marxist who is intend on destroying my country. I have to agree with Jimmy Kimmel, though, in that it just seems wrong for dinner with the President of the United States to cost less than a Hot Pocket.

Swipe My EBT

Swipe My EBT

A little welfare ditty celebrating the wide “nutritional” choices available at at your (if you’re an American taxpayer) expense for the takers and nonproducers of America. He be swipin’ all day. 1-7-7-8-Uh. Ah, the fulfilling joys of “compassion” and socialism!

Right Now

Right Now

Things are happening, right now: Attack Watch is watching you; Someone is enjoying a burger…and someone else isn’t happy about that; Light bulbs are becoming illegal; and more!

Crazy Pete’s Enviro-Friendly Discount Galleria

Crazy Pete's Enviro-Friendly Discount Galleria

Is this what they mean by a “green job”?

Liberalism: Coveting Others’ Property

Liberalism: Coveting Others' Property

What do you have when you have political group that likes to take property from people it feels have too much and gives it to others who have not earned it? ¬†What do you have when you have a political group that likes to take property from working Americans and give it to irresponsible, parasitic Americans? What do you have when this political faction likes to take things you have earned but refuses to let go of it’s own? You have the American Left.

Mugger Says ‘Im Sorry for Your Loss

Mugger Says 'Im Sorry for Your Loss

Another one for the “Well Said” file. This time from the late-night Fox News talk show host Greg Gutfeld. President Obama’s expressions of frustration with the economy: “That’s like a mugger saying ‘Sorry for your loss.’”

Obama: The Food Stamp President

Obama: The Food Stamp President

Obama: The Food Stamp President. Bringing socialism to the people as only a top-notch Marxist can. You never knew electronic wealth transfers could be so good, did you? If you’re still working, stop what you’re doing and get your card today!