“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” – Samuel Adams

Saving the Planet 1,200 Limos and 140 Private Planes at a Time

j0444128When environmental extremists like Al Gore and other elitists tell us what we must do to fight the imaginary problem of anthropogenic global warming, we are told that we must ride bicycles, not fly anywhere, use one single sheet of toilet paper per, um, you get the picture.

So how do environmentalist elitists do their part to save our planet from imaginary climate disasters?

They do it in style!

It seems the UN Climate Treaty in Copenhagen–the one which would scuttle U.S. sovereignty–will be conducted with an economical 1,200 limousines, 140 private planes, and fish eggs for snacks.

From the British Telegraph:

Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. “We haven’t got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand,” she says. “We’re having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden.”

And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? “Five,” says Ms Jorgensen. “The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don’t have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it’s very Danish.”

The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone, so far over its capacity that the planes will have to fly off to regional airports – or to Sweden – to park, returning to Copenhagen to pick up their VIP passengers.

Environmental extremists have made it clear to us that they expect us to take their silly hypothesis about anthropogenic global warming seriously.  After all, they intend to tax us as if anthropogenic global warming was a real, serious problem.

j0442347Well, it’s obvious how seriously they take this alleged impending global threat: can you say, “Not really”?  I knew you could.

Perhaps Al Gore and his cronies have been reading about ClimateGate and have finally realized they’ve peddled a bunch of hooey to the rest of us.  Or could it be some plain old hypocrisy?

I realize they are all much better than I, and much smarter, too. Still, I can’t quite bring myself to adopt the proper servile attitude which renders me joyous at the thought of giving up my freedom, my prosperity, the modern conveniences to which I’ve become accustomed, and my nation’s sovereignty (based on a hoax)…so that my betters can continue to ride in their limos and private jets.

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8 Responses to “Saving the Planet 1,200 Limos and 140 Private Planes at a Time”

  1. I with you, Bob. This Copenhagen event is just one of the latest affronts to America. Each new day of this administration overflows with more outrages against us and our country by these Reds in the White House and Congress AND the EPA!

    From a WSJ story linked off of Dakota Voice yesterday, I read that the Environmental Protection Agency is rushing through their efforts to help saddle our industries and other carbon dioxide emitting entities with onerous regulations. The hurry is probably in response to the email leak at the U of EA's “scientific” climate research center which solidly debunked the hoax of anthropogenic global warming – As if we needed any more proof of the obvious fallacy of the theory.

    These people in power here in America are so desperate to slash our standard of living, that they're acting like crazed, rabid animals. The EPA is being brought in to basically bypass Congress, because the kneecap and tax bill is stalled in the Senate. If the EPA declares CO2 a poison (it's what we all EXHALE for Pete's sake!), that will give Washington more power to encourage the ramming-through of cap and trade, not to mention, more to bring to the table at Copenhagen, where the limousine-and-private-jet hypocracy will be on full display.

    AND, this also helps to set up, further down the road, a wonderful argument for reducing the human population, since we human-cancers-on-the-planet exhale the diablolical CO2! Nevermind the inconvenient fact the plants need CO2 to grow, and they EXHALE oxygen that we breathe!

    The EPA website, at epa.gov, is a typical governmental website which contains a whole lot of rabbit trails. Trying to find a straightforward link to send them a comment is like trying to run in a nightmare, with very similar results. Even the EPA “contact us” link is convoluted. Good luck trying to send them a direct statement about your thoughts on their pending move to declare CO2 a poison, against all basic reason. I don't know what good it would do to rail at them anyway; these fascist globalists are hell-bent on taking us all down to third-world status.

  2. I with you, Bob. This Copenhagen event is just one of the latest affronts to America. Each new day of this administration overflows with more outrages against us and our country by these Reds in the White House and Congress AND the EPA!

    From a WSJ story linked off of Dakota Voice yesterday, I read that the Environmental Protection Agency is rushing through their efforts to help saddle our industries and other carbon dioxide emitting entities with onerous regulations. The hurry is probably in response to the email leak at the U of EA's “scientific” climate research center which solidly debunked the hoax of anthropogenic global warming – As if we needed any more proof of the obvious fallacy of the theory.

    These people in power here in America are so desperate to slash our standard of living, that they're acting like crazed, rabid animals. The EPA is being brought in to basically bypass Congress, because the kneecap and tax bill is stalled in the Senate. If the EPA declares CO2 a poison (it's what we all EXHALE for Pete's sake!), that will give Washington more power to encourage the ramming-through of cap and trade, not to mention, more to bring to the table at Copenhagen, where the limousine-and-private-jet hypocracy will be on full display.

    AND, this also helps to set up, further down the road, a wonderful argument for reducing the human population, since we human-cancers-on-the-planet exhale the diablolical CO2! Nevermind the inconvenient fact the plants need CO2 to grow, and they EXHALE oxygen that we breathe!

    The EPA website, at epa.gov, is a typical governmental website which contains a whole lot of rabbit trails. Trying to find a straightforward link to send them a comment is like trying to run in a nightmare, with very similar results. Even the EPA “contact us” link is convoluted. Good luck trying to send them a direct statement about your thoughts on their pending move to declare CO2 a poison, against all basic reason. I don't know what good it would do to rail at them anyway; these fascist globalists are hell-bent on taking us all down to third-world status.