Roadblock in the War on Terrorism: Transgender Politics

A Marilyn Monroe lookalike transsexual in Milan (Credit: G. Dallorto)
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Yes, you heard right, the Transgender Excuse can give you that out you’ve been looking for.
You know you didn’t want to fight terrorism in the first place You know you were afraid that if you angered terrorists, they’d come after you. You might have even been sympathetic to terrorists.
But you were probably worried that your uptown friends might think you were weak, or that you lacked sincerity when you mouthed weak shallow condemnations of terrorism.
Well, your worries are now over! You can appease terrorists and appease your more conviction-oriented friends!
Read this report from CNS News to find out more on how you, too, can befriend evil (in more ways than one):
A report by U.N. Special Rapporteur Martin Scheinin that is awaiting approval by the United Nations General Assembly says that security measures taken to detect terrorists “risk unduly penalizing transgender persons whose personal appearance and data are subject to change.”
The report, which was issued August 3, places emphasis on “persons of diverse sexual orientation and gender identities” and recommends that counterterrorism operations be more sensitive to gender issues.
On page 19 the report says: “Enhanced immigration controls that focus attention on male bombers who may be dressing as females to avoid scrutiny make transgender persons susceptible to increased harassment and suspicion.”
Just a few sentences later, Scheinin writes that “counter-terrorism measures that involve increased travel document security, such as stricter procedures for issuing, changing and verifying identity documents, risk unduly penalizing transgender persons whose personal appearance and data are subject to change.”
“This,” he claims, “jeopardizes the right of persons of diverse sexual orientations and gender identities to recognition before the law”
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