New Government Program: Gold for Grandpa

In a similar vein as Cash for Clunkers, the government announces a new cash giveaway program: From Obamacare, it’s “Gold for Grandpa”!

Trade in old, high-maintenance grandparents for cash prizes and free health care credits!

How much is your old family member worth?  Take them to the nearest government Planned Obsolescence Center for a free estimate today!

Modeled after the Cash for Clunkers program, you too can trade in your old clunker of a grandparent for FREE taxpayer money!  Maximum four grandparents per family.  Must be over 65 years of age.  Limitations may apply.

Old grandparents will be destroyed to save the planet.

After all, if robbing your neighbor for Cash for Clunkers is no problem, why should getting rid of an inconvenient old codger be an obstacle to more free money?

From The Patriot Post (www.PatriotPost.US)

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