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Liberals Take Private Jets to Inauguration of Global Warming President

jet3Don’t you love these liberals and their stark hypocrisy?

They whine and moan about people’s SUVs and electrical power plants causing global warming…while flying their private jets to attend the inauguration of the new High Priest of Global Warming (though Al Gore may still wrestle President Obama for that title).

From the Wall Street Journal:

According to an article in Bloomberg, as many as 600 private jets were expected to touch down in D.C. for the inauguration. The runway at Washington Dulles was closed Saturday to allow as many as 100 small planes to park. And the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority said it expected a total of 500 small jets to land from Jan. 16 through Jan 21.

Good thing anthropogenic global warming is a total farce, or we might be much closer to doom after today.

Of course, sacrifices are really for the little people. After all, the elites need all the modern trappings in order to be able to effectively tell us what’s good for us. If they were not aided by these technological marvels that are too good for the rest of us, we the unwashed masses might become more lost and further harm our precious Earth Goddess.

How comforting to know that the liberal elites will bear the burden of the tremendous guilt which must come with flying in these private jets. They save us from the burden of such guilt, even as they attempt to save us from ourselves.


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9 Responses to “Liberals Take Private Jets to Inauguration of Global Warming President”

  1. Doesn't it tire you out being a jerk all the time?

    And I like how you assume everyone attending the inauguration is liberal. Some of those planes could easily be rich, elite Republicans who want to see the new president be sworn in. Or they could be corporate executives who got tickets to the inauguration from their congressmen. But, no, you just assume their all liberal. Because you're a jerk.

  2. How many conservatives do you think flew in for Obama's inauguration? Maybe some liberal Republicans, but conservatives?

  3. I bet there'd be a bunch who would fly in no matter the political party of the person being inaugurated.

  4. Not conservatives…unless they were flying in to strategize on how defeat Obama's liberal agenda. Common sense (and experience) tells me to bet on the liberals, though.

  5. Not everyone is as ideologically elitest as you are.

  6. You mean, not everyone is as ideologically consistent as I am.

  7. You are so right. All liberals are frauds. Rich liberals moan about the poor and homeless, but never give their own money away. Global warming proponents like Al Gore fly all over the world causing pollution. Barack Obama drove a gas guzzler, a 2005 Chrsyler 300C with a fuel economy rating of only 15mpg city and 22mpg highway. But we, the little people, are not supposed to live like that. We must conserve. We must pay high carbon taxes. Meanwhile, liberals can pollute all they want.

  8. You are so right. All liberals are frauds. Rich liberals moan about the poor and homeless, but never give their own money away. Global warming proponents like Al Gore fly all over the world causing pollution. Barack Obama drove a gas guzzler, a 2005 Chrsyler 300C with a fuel economy rating of only 15mpg city and 22mpg highway. But we, the little people, are not supposed to live like that. We must conserve. We must pay high carbon taxes. Meanwhile, liberals can pollute all they want.