Obama Declares War on Coal, Electricity

Barack Obama says he wants to see the coal industry go bankrupt. I’m sure our friends at the coal mines in Wyoming, Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Colorado, Indiana all welcome this news.

In fact, most Americans should be thrilled about getting back to the quieter life, since about half of our energy comes from coal.

Think of it, without electricity, we get to bed earlier at night so we get more sleep. Also, without TV we’ll have fewer distractions and might actually read a good book–who knows…folks might read an American history book and actually discover that we were never intended to be a big-government socialist country. They’ll probably have to read it by candle light, but hey: at least we got rid of the coal.

A lot of good could actually come from Obama’s socialist, radical environmental extremist government.

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