But according to this post from NASA, climate change is occurring on Jupiter. The planet is getting warmer, so there must be SUVs, or power plants, or factories, or all of them somewhere on Jupiter…and they’re almost certainly man-made.
After all, since Al Gore says natural climate change is patently impossible here on Earth, there’s no way it could be happening naturally on Jupiter. Or Mars, since global warming was cited there, too, last year.
We evil humans! Exporting our environmental devastation to the rest of the solar system. We must be stopped!