I don’t remember toilet paper being mentioned (maybe she brings her own environmentally-friendly roll that’ll last the whole tour), but there are plenty of other requirements for uptown adult beverages.
This environmental warrior who thinks Karl Rove ought to “take a new look” at global warming brings 3 semi-trucks, 4 buses and 6 cars.
Couldn’t she walk or ride a bicycle or take a horse or something? Oh, sorry, I forgot; that’s for the little people.
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